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Privacy Policy

Last updated 13 September 2026

This policy covers this website only. It is published by Fussy Penguins LLC.

What this site collects

Nothing. This site has no forms, no accounts, no newsletter signup, no analytics, no advertising tags, no tracking pixels, and no cookies. We do not collect personal information through it.

What our host records

The site is served by Vercel, which keeps standard server logs — including IP address, browser user agent, and the page requested — for security and operational purposes. We do not use those logs to identify or profile visitors.

If you email us

If you write to us at the address below, we keep your message and contact details so we can reply and continue the conversation. We do not add correspondents to marketing lists without their agreement, and we do not sell or rent contact details to anyone.

Email we send

How we use email, and how to stop hearing from us, is set out in our anti-spam policy. Opt-outs are honored immediately and permanently across every brand and domain we operate.

Your choices

You can ask us what we hold about you, ask us to correct it, or ask us to delete it. Write to the address below and we will act on it.

Changes

If this policy changes, the date above changes with it.